havingrevelations:

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

tsunderrated:

tsunderrated:

charlesoberonn:

the-comet-observatory:

For the first time since she was introduced 34 years ago…

Princess Daisy is a playable character in a mainline mario title.

That’s actually the result of an internal rule set by Nintendo back in the 90s. Google “Princess Daisy rule 34” to learn more.

Ok 🫡

Why is she an elephant in so many of these

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drmajalis:

Too good to stay on twitter

modernbaseball:

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

bobacupcake:

grawly:

I need to reach my friend!

(via woosh-floosh)

heather-garland:

palm-top-tiger:

any girls wanna make me weirder and worse

marfmellow:

stop humiliating fat children/fat teens/fat young adults/fat adults/fat folks in general. stop questioning/speculating on our food intake, our energy out put, how our individual bodies must feel, what our health is,etc.

(via chemiicalformula)

schmergo:

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

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m-eowdy:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

monarchist SCUM!

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thunderpibb:

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

(via crispywisp)

froggribs:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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allcrush:

im a man of many words like meow meow meeoww meow meow and also meeoww

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phantasyhalation:

cryptotheism:

Somewhere out there is the worst reviewed maid cafe on earth. And that cafe has a least popular maid.

You can’t say this. I’m crying for a girl I’ll never know. Does she know she is loved? I love her.

(via dat-soldier)

leftclown:

RB IF YOU LOVE MEN’S TITS

like if you love men’s thighs

(via isa-ah)